Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 26 Dec 96 14:09:22 Subj : Vegetarians Cannot Be Assassins! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Area : REC.HUMOR.FUNNY From : John Atkinson (), Wednesday December 25 1996 19:30 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Speaking in an interview in the UK newspaper 'Independent on Sunday', psychic claimant Uri Geller described how he was recruited by the CIA ... 'After about a year, he says, events took a sinister turn. "I was led to a pig farm, and I was asked to stop the heart of a pig. I connected immediately that they probably wanted me to eliminate or assassinate Yuri Andropov, who was the head of the KGB at the time. That scared the hell out of me, because it's not proper, it's not ethical. I'm vegetarian!"' -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please don't send us requests of the form, "could you please send me the joke about XXX?" We don't act as a joke server but the web pages at http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/ will let you search for jokes in our archives. --- lvm@aha.ru * Origin: Просьба отправлять на фильтрацию с сабджем 4hf. Спасибо (2:5020/293)
