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From : Leo V. Mironoff                     2:5020/293      15 Nov 97  10:30:12
Subj : 4hf                                                                     
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Area : .4HF
From : Serguei Shtyliov (2:5020/157.59@FidoNet), Thu Nov 13 1997 13:16
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* Forwarded by Ilfak Guilfanov (2:5020/758)
* Area : NETIG (Netmail for IG)
* From : pierre@datarescue.com, 2:5020/758.555@fidonet.org (Tuesday November 11
* To   : Ilfak Guilfanov
* Subj : if you don't know it already
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STOP THE GENOCIDE
Erkki Tapola 29-Jul-96

Every second billions of innocent assembler instructions are executed
all over the world. Inhumanly they are put on a pipeline and executed
with no regard to their feelings. The illegal instructions are spared,
although they should be executed instead of the legal ones.

Prior to the execution the instructions are transported to a cache
unit using a bus. There they spent their last moments waiting for the
execution. Just before the execution the instruction is separated into
several pieces. The execution isn't always fast and painless. On crude
hardware the execution of a complex instruction can take as long as
150 clock cycles. Scientists are working on shorter execution times.

Microsoft endorses the needless execution of instructions with their
products like DOS(TM), Windows(TM), Word(TM) and Excel(TM). It is more
humane to use software which minimises the executions.

Modern machines use several units to execute multiple instructions
simultaneously. This way it is possible to execute several hundred
million instructions per second. The time is near when there will be
no more instructions to execute.

 ACT NOW! Before it's too late

This article was written on recycled paper by hand.


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Pierre Vandevenne, MD - http://www.datarescue.com
IDA Pro 3.7 adds multi pass analysis, stack variables, symbolic constants,
unicode, ELF support, color highlighting,  C++ name demangling to compiler
library recognition - IDA Pro 3.7 : a stunning disassembler !
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--- lvm@belcom.ru <- use english here!
* Origin: Просьба отправлять на фильтрацию с сабджем 4hf. Спасибо (2:5020/293)






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