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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Basil Dolmatov 2:5020/50.40 14 Oct 94 11:10:40 Subj : Tasteless Secret Santa Part Two -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Basil Dolmatov (2:5020/50.40) * Area : ENET.SYSOP (ENET.SYSOP) * From : Pamela Beth Ryba, 2:2448/69 (10 Oct 94 15:49) * To : *.* * Subj : Tasteless Secret Santa Part Two ============================================================================= @RFC-Distribution: fido7 @RFC-From: pryba@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Pamela Beth Ryba) @RFC-Message-ID: <2374984888@f69.n2448.z2.FidoNet.ftn> So you wanna be a Tasteless Secret Santa, eh? Think you can handle it? Please repeat after me the TSS oath: I (insert name here) do solemnly swear to uphold the sacred duties of the Tasteless Secret Santa, to obey the "Sacred Santa Code" and to aid the spread of Tastelessness around the world. I pledge that I will send my gift anonymously to a furrin land for the purpose of disgusting, shocking, pissing off and thoroughly entertaining a fellow a.t'er. I will send my Tasteless Tiding in a timely fashion or I shall gladly accept the group squicking I will surely recieve. I will post to a.t. the joyous gift which I have humbly recieved, so that all may rejoice in it. I will not be a wanker and recieve but not remit a Tasteless Tiding. Congratulations! Now you need to officially register. Everyone who wishes to participate must do this, regardless of whether or not you have previously e-mailed me. Last year I was inundated with questions from gift givers about their victim's body measurements for t-shirts, choad warmers and naughty undies, so please answer all questions. -----------------------------------------cut here-------------------------- OFFICIAL TSS REGISTRATION FORM Okay Pamelush, sign me up! Name: Age: Mailing address: T-shirt size: Underwear size: Length and breadth of choad: Bra size: I do/do not have a cd player: I do/do not have a vcr: I do/do not have a tape deck in my car: I do/do not have cat(s): Comments: Please include any additional information your TSS might like to know. Mail this form by the end of October to pryba@wpi.edu -------------------------------------------snippy-doo------------------------- Here are the rules again: -Gifts should cost about fifteen dollars. Many of last year's gifts cost more, but that isn't neccesary. If the preparation of your gift is labor intensive, it might not need to cost you as much. If you question your gift's worthiness, you may contact me to discuss it. We wouldn't want any dissapointed boys or girls! -Gifts must be legal to send through the mail. No kiddie porn, drugs, or infectious waste such as road kill, body parts, spooge, piss, moldy tampons, etc. -Gifts should be wrapped in appropriately festive giftwrap and sent annonymously. -All gifts must be sent no later than the first week of December. If you're having trouble fufilling your responsibilities, contact me immediately so I can gently nudge you in the right direction with the wire brush or frozen speculum of enlightenment. Some Ideas: Last year, people recieved kangaroo scrotum pouches, a "Back Alley Abortion Barbie", a great shit-eating porno flic and other assorted videos, magazine subscriptions, t-shirts, raunchy ties, a variety of Do-It-Yourself kits including genetalia piercing, a NAMBLA starter kit, a number of pathalogical books and "altered" Barney and Fabio products. I hope this gets you on your way! -Pamelush (aka The Queen of Tasteless Secret Santas) -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sexual Engineering Project Project Leader: Pamela Ryba Help wanted. Enquire within. Serious students only. Project to be completed before the Earth's sun begins to nova. Experience with vibrations a plus. -+- ifmail v.2.6 + Origin: Worcester Polytechnic Institute (2:5020/400@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Cheers, Basil (The Edifying Cat) --- GoldED/2 2.42.G0214 * Origin: Edifying Cat's Nest (2:5020/50.40)
