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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Basil Dolmatov 2:5020/50.40 14 Oct 94 11:12:50 Subj : Tasteless Secret Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Basil Dolmatov (2:5020/50.40) * Area : ENET.SYSOP (ENET.SYSOP) * From : Pamela Beth Ryba, 2:2448/69 (10 Oct 94 15:50) * To : *.* * Subj : Tasteless Secret Santa ============================================================================= @RFC-Distribution: fido7 @RFC-From: pryba@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Pamela Beth Ryba) @RFC-Message-ID: <2374984887@f69.n2448.z2.FidoNet.ftn> So, who wants to be a Tasteless Secret Santa this year? A raising of assorted pierced or otherwise mutilated genetalia, please? OKay, here's what you do: 1) Read list of rules and regulations. 2) Take the TSS oath. 3) Fill out the form which follows and send it back to me no later than October 31st. 4) Within a week or two, I will send you the name and mailing address of some poor wanker in a furrin state or country to whom you will send tasteless tidings. All gifts must be mailed by the first week in December. 5) Please note, even if you have contacted me before, you still must fill out a registration form. THE RULES: -Gifts should cost around fifteen dollars. Last year, many of the gifts were more expensive, such as video tapes and magazine subscriptions. Other gifts cost the sender great effort but little cash. This is also acceptable, as long as your gift is worthy. -Items must be legal to send through the mail. This counts out infectious waste, kiddie porn and drugs. Infectious waste includes any bodily fluids, road-kill, corn studded shit-in-a-jar, used condoms, ripe baby heads primed for squicking, that kind of thing. If you are in doubt, please contact me. -Gifts must be mailed as annonymously as possible and in a timely fashion. Allow extra time if your gift is leaving the country or is going to a student who will be gone for Christmas break. -Gifts must be TASTELESS. Again, if you are in doubt or are having trouble coming up with something, let me know. -If you want to take part, I strongly suggest that you get your tasteless tidings together as soon as possible. A lot of people had great ideas last year, but not enough time to fufill them... don't let that heartbreak be yours! -As soon as you recieve your tasteless tidings, don't keep it to yourself! Post and tell us all about it. Suggestions, oath and registration form will be posted in a few hours, as I have a finite elements exam now. -Pamelush -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sexual Engineering Project Project Leader: Pamela Ryba Help wanted. Enquire within. Serious students only. Project to be completed before the Earth's sun begins to nova. Experience with vibrations a plus. -+- ifmail v.2.6 + Origin: Worcester Polytechnic Institute (2:5020/400@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Cheers, Basil (The Edifying Cat) --- GoldED/2 2.42.G0214 * Origin: Edifying Cat's Nest (2:5020/50.40)
