Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 13 Sep 98 11:32:50 Subj : 4hf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Area : .4HF From : Vlad Shikhalev (2:5020/1435@Fidonet), Wed Sep 09 1998 15:16 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ * Area : RU.OS.CMP (RU.OS.CMP) * From : George Hazan, 2:5020/52 (01 Sep 98 13:08) * Subj : haiku (English, fwd) ============================================================================= Приветствую! Вполне сойдет в качестве топика :) Vladimir Pertzel wrote: ============= 8< ================== >8 ============= Я не стал переводить, поскольку требуется художественный перевод. Зарифмовать я бы смог, но вот восточные образы мне как-то не даются. Стихи пришли от Dark Shadow без копирайта. Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error message in haiku... A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. - - - - - - - - - - - - The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist - - - - - - - - - - - - Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. - - - - - - - - - - - - ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much. - - - - - - - - - - - - First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. - - - - - - - - - - - - With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. - - - - - - - - - - - - The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. - - - - - - - - - - - - Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. - - - - - - - - - - - - Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down - - - - - - - - - - - - A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. - - - - - - - - - - - - Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that - - - - - - - - - - - - Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. - - - - - - - - - - - - You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. - - - - - - - - - - - - Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. - - - - - - - - - - - - Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. - - - - - - - - - - - - Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found." - - - - - - - - - - - - Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. ============= 8< ================== >8 ============= С уважением, ghazan@postman.ru Георгий Хазан. 2:5020/198.106@fidonet ============================================================================= --- Leonid.Mironov@intl.pepsi.com <- use english here! * Origin: Просьба отправлять на фильтрацию с сабджем 4hf. Спасибо (2:5020/293)
