Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 15 Sep 98 14:27:24 Subj : Looking for Lucille -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Area : REC.HUMOR.FUNNY From : Terry Morris (), Sat Sep 05 1998 19:30 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he being paged by "Lucille". He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him. "She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said. After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number. "She leaves her name" was the reply. After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only pager, the light bulb came on. "How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked. "L-O-W C-E-L-L" -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@netfunny.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. The best of old postings from RHF are now also available in the new group rec.humor.funny.reruns. Unless you've been a loyal reader since '87 you may want to subscribe to that too, since RHF does only new material. The archives are also at http://www.netfunny.com/rhf This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Sep/lucille.html --- Leonid.Mironov@intl.pepsi.com <- use english here! * Origin: Просьба отправлять на фильтрацию с сабджем 4hf. Спасибо (2:5020/293)
