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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 16 May 99 11:57:06 Subj : 4HF -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Area : .4HF From : Roman E. Carpoff (2:5020/184@fidonet), Sat May 15 1999 23:42 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ · · __________________________________________________________ The Pick-up Couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of love making. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one nite stand. But he couldn't help but wonder why she wasn't already in one. "I can't help feeling that we've met before." he said. "Yeah, I know." sighed the girl stretching. "It happens to me a lot. I think they call this 'deja screw'." __________________________________________________________ I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home." ___________________________________________________________ A couple who were married for years, were making love. He asked, "Dear, am I hurting you?" She replied, "No, but why do you ask?" "You moved." ___________________________________________________________ Two little boys were engaging in the time honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. "My Father is better than your Father!" "No, he's not!" "My brother is better than you brother!" "He is not! He is not!!!" "My Mother is better than your Mother!" A long pause ensued... "Well, I guess ya got me there. I've heard my Father say the same thing more than once." __________________________________________________________ A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him,took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer. ____________________________________________________________ · :-) Cheers, Lazy Crazy Black Jaguar · --- fatcat@miracle.ru, http://www.df.ru/~fatcat, ICQ: 6669511 # Origin: Fat Cat's HomeNest, MO, xMH only (2:5020/184) --- lvm#aha.ru * Origin: Просьба отправлять на фильтрацию с сабджем 4hf. Спасибо (2:5020/293)
