Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 26 Nov 99 21:17:24 Subj : 4hf: Perfect -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Area : .4HF From : Mike Shevchenko (2:5020/122.89), Thu Nov 25 1999 11:01 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Приветствую Вас, до100почтенный (-ая?!) Leo! > > > > Something to brighten your "Perfect" day....Enjoy > > > > > > > > Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a > > perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together > > was, > > of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect > > couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding > > road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. > > Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa > > Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any > > children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa > > and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along > > delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions > > deteriorated > > > > and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of > > them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? > > (Scroll down for the answer.) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really > > existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus > > and there is no such thing as a perfect man. > > > > Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men > > keep scrolling. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect > > woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car > > accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, > > you've illustrated another point: women never listen either. --- lvm#aha.ru * Origin: Просьба отправлять на фильтрацию с сабджем 4hf. Спасибо (2:5020/293)
