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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 29 Nov 99 21:58:22 Subj : 4hf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Sklyanina, Tatiana Sent: Monday, November 15, 1999 5:24 PM Subject: Soap It is long but worth to read... The following letters are taken from the actual incident between a London hotel and one of it's guests. The hotel ended up with submitting the letters to the London Sunday Times: Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom, since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman Dear Room 365, I'm not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management is to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory. Kathy, Relief Maid Dear Maid - I hope you are my regular maid. Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap. When I got back to my room this evening I found you have added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine cabinet. I am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own bath-sized Dial so I won't need those 6 little Camays which are on the shelf. They are on my way when shaving, brushing teeth, etc. Please remove them. S. Berman Dear Mr. Berman, My day off was last Wed. so the relief maid left 3 hotel soaps which are instructed by the management. I took the 6 soaps which are in your way on the shelf and put them in the soap dish where your Dial was. I put the Dial in the medicine cabinet for your convenience. I did not remove the 3 complimentary soaps which are always placed inside the medicine cabinet for all new check-ins and which you did not object to when you checked in last Monday. Please let me know if I can be of the further assistance Your regular maid, Dotty Dear Mr. Berman, The assistant manager, Mr. Kensendder, informed me this morning that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your maid service. I have assigned a new girl to your room. I hope you will accept my apologies for any past inconvenience. If you have any future complaints please contact my so I can give it my personal attention. Call ext.1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you. Elaine Carmen Housekeeper Dear Mrs. Carmen, It's impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 7.30AM and do not get back before 5.30 PM. That's the reason I called Mr. Kesendder last night. You were already off duty. I only asked Mr. Kensedder if he can do anything about those little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me have thought I was new check in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the bathroom shelf. In just 5 days in here I have accumulated 24 little bars of soap. Why are you doing this to me? S. Berman Dear Mr. Berman, Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap in your room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please call ext 1108 between 8AM and 5 OM. Thank you, Elaine Carmen, Houskeeper Dear Mr. Kensedder, My bath-size soap is missing. Every bar of soap was taken from my room including my own bath-size Dial. I came in late last night and had to call the bellshop to bring me 4 little Cashemere Bouquests. S. Berman Dear Mr. Berman, I have informed our housekeeper, Elain Carmen, of your soap problem. I can not understand why there was no soap in your room since our maids are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service the room. The situation will be rectified immediately. Please accept my apologies for the inconveniences. Martin Kessender, Assistant Manager Dear Mrs. Carmen, Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room? I came in last night and found 54 little bars of soap. I do not want 54 little bars of Camay. I want my one damn bar of bath-size Dial. Do you realize I have 54 bars of soap in here. All I want is my bath-size Dial. Please give me back my bath-size Dial. S. Berman Dear Mr. Berman, You complained of too much soap in your room so I have them moved. Then you complained to Mr. Kensedder that all your soap was missing so I personally returned them. The 24 Camays that have been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily. I do not know anything about the 4 Cashmere Bouquests. Obviously, your maid, Kathy did not know I had returned your soap so she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily Camays. I do not know where you got the idea this hotel issues bath-size Dial. I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I left in your room. Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper Dear Mrs. Carmen, Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory. As of today I possess: On the shelf under medicine cabinet - 18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2 On the Kleenex dispencer - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 3 On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet 1 stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 Inside the medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2 In the shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist On the northeast corner of tub - 1 Cashmere Bouquet, slightly used On the southeast corner of tub - 6 Camays in 2 stacks of 3 Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also please advise her that stacks of more that 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom window still is not in use and would make an excellent for future soap deliveries. One more item, I have purchased another bar of bath-sized Dial which I am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid further misunderstanding. S. 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