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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 20 Dec 94 10:27:52 Subj : 4 h.f. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Pavel Danilov (2:5030/35) * Area : NETMAIL (NETMAIL) * From : Denis Saveljev, 2:5030/37 (Saturday December 10 1994 02:33) * To : Mikel Lavrentyev * Subj : 4 h.f. ============================================================================= нашел я тут файлик с пpикольными текстами на основе известных композиций. это начало, так сказать на пpобу. если понpавиться - пpишлю еще. >Title : Write in C >Original : Let it Be >Group : Beatles >Author : <donna@nic.csu.net> Write in C When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C." As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: "Write in C." Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. LOGO's dead and buried, Write in C. I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, For science it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics! Write in C. If you've just spent nearly 30 hours Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C. Only wimps use BASIC. Write in C. Write in C, Write in C Write in C, oh, Write in C. Pascal won't quite cut it. Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C. Don't even mention COBOL. Write in C. >Title : Berkeley 4.3 >Original : Yellow Submarine >Group : Beatles >Author : Jim Finnis In the RAM where I was forked, lived a ROM, who sailed the C... And he told, me of his life, in the Berkeley, 4.3... We all live in the Berkeley 4.3, Berkeley 4.3, Berkeley 4.3. We all live in the Berkeley 4.3, Berkeley 4.3, Berkeley 4.3. >Title : The 12 computerised days of Xmas >Original : The 12 days of Xmas >Group : Traditional >Author : (Byte 1981?) On the Twelfth day of Christmas , my computer gave to me Twelve blown-out circuits Eleven damaged diskettes Ten disk-drive lockouts Nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts Seven system resets Six I/O spasms Five Blank Cassettes Four garbled SAVEs Three loose plugs Two keyboard bounces And a glitch on the video screen -+- @Via 2:5030/108@FidoNet @19941210.033542.87.MSK Itrack ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Ручка шариковая, цена 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113)
