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From : Boris Paleev                        2:5020/113      21 Mar 95  21:52:44
Subj : MS VDK                                                                  
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* Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113)
* Area : SU.HUMOR (SU.HUMOR)
* From : Lev Semenets, 2:5060/1 (Sun Mar 19 1995 19:25)
* To   : All
* Subj : MS VDK
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 ** Forwarded from area COMP.OS.OS2.ADVOCACY **

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* From : cmatsuura@aol.com, 2:50/128@fidonet (Wednesday March 08 1995 07:05)
* To   : All
* Subj : MS VDK
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Here is something I found in a local publication.



Microsoft Announces
Availability of
VDK 2.0

(Redmond, WA)-- Microsoft is proud to announce the availability of Version
2.0
of their popular Virus Developers Kit (VDK).  The product, incorporated
into
the Windows 3.x, NT and Windows 95 product families, provides easy access
to
program crashing and computer hang functions that can be difficult for the
casual user to detect and correct.  Developers can now include the same
types
of operational flaws into their own programs, opening the door to add-on
products such as anti-virus programs, and continual product upgrades.
Besides
increasing revenue streams for small companies, these tactics keep
companies
in the public eye, providing increased exposure for VDK-compliant
companies.

   Using the package, programmers can effortlessly include code that
detects
if OS/2 is being used on the machine, and if so, automatically delete all
Extended Attribute files.  In addition, VDK includes a "Stealth" option,
which
can detect bogus operating systems such as Novell Netware.  When found,
all
Windows apps can be forced to run at half-speed, quarter-speed, or
completely
fail, at the programmers option.  Finally, the Stealth option allows the
program to cause application errors, and tie the resulting error path to
another program, from any other vendor.  This feature, which was
extensively
tested with Microsoft Word, Excel, and Access, is considered the
tour-de-force
in subterfuge code.  It has resisted attempts at disassembly and reverse
engineering by including code that automatically detects a modem, and
dials
the legal office in Redmond whenever an illegal code access attempt is
made.

   Version 2.0 is distinguishable from Version 1.0 by the more user
friendly
message "General Protection Fault", where Version 1.0 used the more
cryptic
"Unrecoverable Application Error".  A Microsoft spokesperson indicated
that
Version 3.0 of the VD Kit will be further improved, and will use the
message
"General Application Fault".

   VDK 2.0 is priced at $495, and will be available 4/1/95.  A Pentium-
specific version is available for $494.993327, and will be available
4/31/95.
Current owners of DOS can obtain a copy of VDK 2.0 for about $100 at any
computer store, as part of Windows 3.1.  After August 1995, the price will
be
$795, unless purchased with Windows 95, in which case there will be no
charge
for VDK (pending Justice Department approval for linked-code products).

   For further information, contact Microsoft at (206) 882-8080.

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+ Origin: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (2:50/128.0@fidonet)

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Hello All!


Lev

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+ Origin: nothing can capture the heart like a melody can (2:5060/1)
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Hello All!


Best regards, Boris

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