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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 10 Aug 95 00:29:08 Subj : (fwd h.f ) Re: I'm horny -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello All. I think, this message from area L.DZ seems to be interesting: --------------------------- Start Cut ------------------------- From : Andrew.V.Kovalev@jet.msk.su, 2:50/128 (09 Aug 95 12:05) To : Dmitry Zavalishin Subj : (fwd h.f ) Re: I'm horny --------------------------------------------------------------- On Tue, 01 Aug 1995 01:00:48 GMT, L B Olson (orion@sierra.net) wrote: :mobergru@oslonett.no (Rune Moberg) wrote: :>In article <DCEyun.GLB@reptiles.org>, evans@reptiles.org (Tom Evans) wrote: :>> In article <3v8vts$jnb@rcp6.elan.af.mil>, Slod Ion <slod@aqa.net> wrote: :>> >Please email me. I need net-fuck. :>> I've got a beta copy of net-fuck 2.0, any good to you? :>Probably not. I heard that the beta didn't stand up on various popular :>IBM clones (including some PS/2 models). :>Of course, that might've been a hacked version, the Bobbit special. :None of the software-only versions are gonna cut it. You need the :Orgasmitron(tm) Hardcard VLB and a good power supply. Hmm ... NetFuck 2.0 for Macintosh: will only operate in condom mode. Apple's user interface guidelines specify it so. No matter HOW safe you might think you are. NetFuck 2.0 for Unix: you have to design and build your own condom. NetFuck 2.0 for Windows: looks good, feels great, breaks about a third of the time and is very messy when it does so. NetFux for Linux: supported by thousands of enthusiasts worldwide (people like yourself). Most distributions only available pre-fucked, however. NetFuck 2.0 for Apple II: undersized and not very hard, but heralded by those who maintain their interest in such things. Any others? (Better versions of these?) -- Reverend Doctor David Gerard, KoX SP4. Thanks, Helena! Prestige Elite Research Church of the SubGenius "Servicing the Prestige Elite since 1985!" -- Please email important followups (crappy and constipated newsfeed). Rev Dr David Gerard, VUT SRC Footscray NoName. gerdw@cougar.vut.edu.au (preferred); fun@suburbia.apana.org.au July 5, 1998, 7 AM. Saucers. End of the world. Your US$30 is your trip ticket. -- -+- \\/\\/\\/ Andrew.V.Kovalev@jet.msk.su +7-095-973-4848 office To err is human; but to completely screw things up you have to be root. . --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- dz --- UNREG UNREG * Origin: Ты будешь паясничать даже когда тебя будут бальзамироват (2:5020/32)
