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From : Dmitry Zavalishin                   2:5020/32       13 Aug 95  00:10:50
Subj : For hf? Latin basic...                                                  
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Hello All.

I think, this message from area L.DZ seems to be interesting:

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From : Roman V. Isaev, 2:5020/193.11 (12 Aug 95 13:12)
To   : Dmitry Zavalishin
Subj : For hf? Latin basic...
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                 From Roman V. Isaev to Dmitry.
                            Hails!

   Я тут ржал полчаса, обнаружив в исходниках bwbasic (не путать с gwbasic)
фичу -- латинский язык! В readme написано, что этот интерпретатор начинала
писать бабушка автора (Я HЕ ШУЧУ!). Вот кусок хедера:

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/****************************************************************

       The following Latin conventions are used:

       LATIN                   ENGLISH

       acies datorum           array (of data)
       crusta                  shell
       litteras                (character) string
       memoria mutabilis       RAM
       organum                 device
       ordo                    line
       praeceptum              command
         praecepta               program (commands)
         praecepta interna       operating system
         praeceptellum           function
       tabula                  file

****************************************************************/

#if LATIN
#define MES_SIGNON      "Interpres et Crusta <Super Flumina> ad linguam BASIC,
versionis"
#define MES_COPYRIGHT   "Iure proprio scriptoris (c) 1992, Eduardi de
Campobello"
#define MES_LANGUAGE    "Cum nuntiis latinis ab ipso E. de C."
#define PROMPT          "bwBASIC:"
#define ERROR_HEADER    "ERRANT praecepta in ordine"
#define MATHERR_HEADER  "ERRANT praecepta"
#define MES_BREAK       "Intermittuntur praecepta in ordine"
#define ERR_OPENFILE    "Non patet tabula quod <%s> vocatur"
#define ERR_GETMEM      "Deest memoria mutabilis"
#define ERR_LINENO      "Non adicitur novus ordo praeceptorum"
#define ERR_LNNOTFOUND  "Non invenitur ordo praeceptorum <%d>"
#define ERR_LOADNOFN    "LOAD requirit nomen ad tabulam"
#define ERR_NOLN        "Non invenitur ordo praeceptorum"
#define ERR_NOFN        "Non invenitur nomen ad tabulam"
#define ERR_RETNOGOSUB  "RETURN sine GOSUB"
#define ERR_INCOMPLETE  "Praeceptum imcompletum"
#define ERR_ONNOGOTO    "ON sine GOTO sive GOSUB"
#define ERR_VALOORANGE  "Numerus in praeceptis excedit fines"
#define ERR_SYNTAX      "Non sequunter praecepta"
#define ERR_DEVNUM      "Numerus ad organum invalidum est"
#define ERR_DEV         "Errat organum"
#define ERR_OPSYS       "Errant praecepta interna"
#define ERR_ARGSTR      "Praeceptum requirit litteras"
#define ERR_DEFCHAR     "ad varium definiendum"
#define ERR_MISMATCH    "Non congruunt typus"
#define ERR_DIMNOTARRAY "Praeceptum requirit nomen ad aciem datorum"
#define ERR_OD          "Desunt data"
#define ERR_OVERFLOW    "Data excedunt fines"
#define ERR_NF          "NEXT sine FOR"
#define ERR_UF          "Non definitur praeceptellum"
#define ERR_DBZ         "Non licet divisio ab nihilo"
#define ERR_REDIM       "Non licet varium iterum definiendum"
#define ERR_OBDIM       "Debet OPTION BASE procedere DIM"
#define ERR_UC          "Praeceptum incognitum est"
#endif
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   Hf?!

                                          / With best wishes
                                         / Yours truly
                                        / Roman
-+- Golden AXE 2.50
+ Origin: % Connection closed by foreign orc host. (2:5020/193.11)

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dz


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