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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 16 Aug 95 07:49:06 Subj : Stats Mail Demon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Roman V. Isaev (2:5020/193.11) * Area : AD&D (Dungeons and Dragons, fidonet echo) * From : ADRIAN WARD, 1:14/648 (16 Jul 95 19:52) * To : SCOOTER * Subj : Stats Mail Demon ============================================================================= SC>Good point. If you are interested, I will TRY to DM a Dark Sun campaign over SC>the echo- but my mail to Dr Pepper isn't back yet. Mail demons occasionally intercept messages that are heading out these devious creatures delight in chewing up messages and making them look like %$#q5tyg3qrtYHW^TV DYRVE#C$WE%DC, exc. If it hasn't gotten back by now try resending your gamming application. I'm afraid that at the moment I have my time tyed up with messages and a local online game at the moment, but let me know what you think of this little monster below. PS 9 outa 10 chance it eats this message before it arrives<G>. <Theyaden> Mail Demon CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Fido and V-net FREQUENCY: common ORGANIZATION: Normally Solitary, but 1/month join a swarm ACTIVITY CYCLE: night DIET: Fresh mail packets INTELEGENCE: genius <never swallows flame mail> TREASURE: 3d6 uneaten messages ALIGNMENT: Chaotic evil, chaotic neutral. NO APPEARING: 1-3 ARMOR CLASS: -5 <fast critters> MOVEMENT: From echo to echo HIT DICE: 3x eaten messages that week THAC0: 2 against all e-mail messages NO. OF ATTACKS: 6 when hungry 2 otherwise DAMAGE ATTACK: 1/4 of a messages hp per attack SPECIAL DEFENCES: Eating warnings like this one<G> MAGIC RESTANCE: While residing in AD&D echo nothing can resist magic. SIZE: Germlin sized. Splits into two for every message eaten. MORALE: (unsteady arround computer programmers) XP VALUE: Name your own xp reward While the mail demons specialize in mail their friend the carrier demons sometimes help them torment mortals like us<G>. For killing mail demons there is one rumored way to destroy these foul creatures which is when you find one you "What the @#$^$@^#@%^. NO CARRIER <Theyaden> * OLX 2.1 TD * Beware Mortal! Thou art crunchy, and good with ketchup -+- GOMail v1.2 [DEMO] 08-15-95 + Origin: Daedalus (701)857-6090 Fun and games in Minot ND (1:14/648) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Ручка шариковая, цена 2.50.A0715+ * Origin: из-под дpевней стены ослепительный чиж (2:5020/113)
