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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 17 Aug 95 10:02:50 Subj : FWD: The Official Schizophrenic Nerd Test -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= .!. Forwarded by Vladimir Generalov (2:5020/353.9) .!. Area : REL.HUMOR (REL.HUMOR) .!. From : Sergei Pevchin, 2:50/128@fidonet (15 Aug 95 20:01) .!. To : All .!. Subj : The Official Schizophrenic Nerd Test ============================================================================= X-RealName: Sergei Pevchin Score one point for each YES. Total score is % nerdity. Good luck! YES | NO ------------- 1. Have you ever used a computer? ______|______ 2. Have you ever programmed a computer? ______|______ 3. Have you ever built a computer? ______|______ 4. Done #2 continuously for more than four hours? ______|______ 5. Have you ever "fingered" anyone on a computer? ______|______ 6. Did you enjoy it? ______|______ 7. Do you wear glasses? ______|______ 8. Are your glasses broken (e.g. taped) ? ______|______ 9. Is your vision worse than 20/40? ______|______ 10. Worse than 20/80? ______|______ 11. Are you legally blind? ______|______ 12. Have you ever asked a question in lecture? ______|______ 13. Have you ever answered a question in lecture? ______|______ 14. Have you ever corrected a professor? ______|______ 15. Have you ever answered a rhetorical question? ______|______ 16. Do you sit in the front row? ______|______ 17. Do you take notes in more than one color? ______|______ 18. Have you ever worn a calculator? ______|______ 19. A pocket protector? ______|______ 20. Have you ever used a microscope? ______|______ 21. Have you ever used a telescope? ______|______ 22. Have you ever used an oscilloscope? ______|______ 23. Is your weight less than your IQ? ______|______ 24. Have you ever done #2 on Friday, Saturday, and | -----Sunday of the same weekend? ______|______ 25. Have you ever done #2 past 4 am? ______|______ 26. Have you ever done #2 with someone of the | -----appropriate (Either or both, your choice) sex | -----(besides your consultant)? ______|______ 27. Have you ever done #2 for money? ______|______ 28. Do you own a Rubik's Cube? ______|______ 29. Can you solve it? ______|______ 30. Without the book? ______|______ 31. Without looking? ______|______ 32. Do you have acne? ______|______ 33. Do you have greasy hair? ______|______ 34. Are you unaware of it? ______|______ 35. Have you ever bought anything from Radio Shack?______|______ 36. Did you redesigned anything from Radio Shack? ______|______ 37. Do you know how to use a sliderule? ______|______ 38. Do you know calculus? ______|______ 39. Do you know Maxwell's Equations? ______|______ 40. Do you have them on a T-shirt? ______|______ 41. Have you ever dissected anything? ______|______ 42. Do you know pi past five decimal places? ______|______ 43. Do you know e past five decimal places? ______|______ 44. Do you own more than $500 in electronics | -----(excluding stereo)? ______|______ 45. More than $1000? ______|______ 46. Ever built more than $1000 worth of electronics?_____|______ 48. Have you ever designed a multistep chemical | -----synthesis? ______|______ 49. Was it fun? ______|______ 50. Have you ever read The Hitchhiker's Guide? ______|______ 51. Was your math SAT more than 300 points higher | -----than your verbal? ______|______ 52. Have you ever worked on a Friday night? ______|______ 53. While there's a party next door? ______|______ 54. And wished that someone would invite you to over?____|______ 55. Have you ever played a computer game? ______|______ 56. Done #55 in the last three months? ______|______ 57. Done #55 in the last three weeks? ______|______ 58. Have you ever written a computer game? ______|______ 59. Are your pants too short? ______|______ 60. Do your socks mismatch? ______|______ 61. Have you used a chemistry set? ______|______ 62. After the age of 13? ______|______ 63. Have you ever played D&D (or other role-playing | -----game)? ______|______ 64. Since high school? ______|______ 65. Have you ever entered a science fair? ______|______ 66. Did you win? ______|______ 67. Do you own a digital watch? ______|______ 68. Does it play music? ______|______ 69. Does it have a calculator? ______|______ 70. Have you ever used a rare earth element? ______|______ 71. Do you own a CRC? ______|______ 72. Do you own a CRT? ______|______ 73. Do you own an HP calculator? ______|______ 74. Do you know how to use it? ______|______ 75. Were you ever on a chess team? ______|______ 76. Were you ever on a debate team? ______|______ 77. Do you know more than three programming | -----languages? ______|______ 78. More than eight? ______|______ 79. Have you ever made a technical joke? ______|______ 80. Did no one get it? ______|______ 81. Can you name more than ten Star Trek episodes? ______|______ 82. Are you socially inept? ______|______ 83. Do you own a pencil case? ______|______ 84. Do you wear it? ______|______ 85. Do you know Schrodinger's equation? ______|______ 86. Have you ever solved it? ______|______ 87. Have you ever used the word "asymptotic"? ______|______ 88. Can you count in binary? ______|______ 89. Have you ever broken into a computer system? ______|______ 90. A government system? ______|______ 91. Have you ever changed your bank account? ______|______ 92. Changed someone else's? ______|______ 93. Done #2 for money? ______|______ 94. Have you ever inhaled helium? ______|______ 95. Do you know the Latin name for a fruit fly? ______|______ 96. Do you own anything that is radio controlled? ______|______ 97. Have you ever interpolated? ______|______ 98. Have you ever extrapolated? ______|______ 99. Have you ever used a modem? ______|______ 100. Have you ever reached sexual climax while | -----doing #2? ______|______ SCORE >>>>>> RANK CLASSIFICATION ------------------------------------------ 1-20 Totally cool, dude! 21-40 Your social life needs some serious help. 40-60 Nerd! 60-80 YOU need some serious help. 80-100 Hail, O Great Nerd Master. I have sacrificed some virgin, untouched sliderules in your name. Sergei. -+- + Origin: Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, Virginia (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Ручка шариковая, цена 2.50.A0715+ * Origin: из-под дpевней стены ослепительный чиж (2:5020/113)
