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нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : ameiss@indiana.edu 2:5020/293 20 Aug 95 20:20:24 Subj : Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ┌----------------------------------------------------------------------------┐ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : REC.HUMOR.FUNNY From : alan meiss (2:50/128@fidonet), Wednesday August 16 1995 23:30 Subj : Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit └----------------------------------------------------------------------------┘ X-RealName: alan meiss RFC-Keywords: smirk RFC-Approved: funny-request@clari.net The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit by Alan Meiss, ameiss@indiana.edu ---------- ----------- ------------------- ------- | Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes | No | Buy | |clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random |---->| more | | dresser? | |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?| |clothes| ---------- ----------- ------------------- ------- | Yes | Yes | Yes +--------------------------------------------- | V --------------- | Take whatever | | is on top | --------------- ------------------------ | | | V V | -------- No --------- ----------- | Is |---------->| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray | | it | Not sure | smell |------------>| with | | clean? |---------->| test | | deodorant | -------- --------- ----------- | Yes | "Not bad" +-------------------- | V -------------- --------- ------------- |For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get |Place item on| |Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested." | dirty pile; | | holes? |----------------->| visible?|------------->| start over | -------------- --------- ------------- | No | No +--------------------------------- | V --------- ------------ ----------------------------------- | Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes |But would you rather have a tick on| |wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| your eyeball than iron a shirt? | --------- ------------ ----------------------------------- | No | No | Yes +------------------------------------------------ | V -------- Kinda ------- --------- | Does |----------------->| Is it | No | Seek the| | it | "Does it what?" | dark |---->|advice of| | match? |----------------->| out? | | a female| -------- ------- --------- | Yes | Yes +-------------------------- | V ---------- | Put on | | clothes! | ---------- -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please don't send us requests of the form, "could you please send me the joke about XXX?" Yes, we have it, but if we were willing to let ourselves be a joke server we would spend all day doing it. We reject all such requests. --- . Origin: (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- lvm@module.vympel.msk.ru * Origin: - The Endless Quest - (2:5020/293)
