Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : kathleen@drseuss.acs.calpoly.edu 2:5020/293 27 Aug 95 21:42:56 Subj : Re: Fishin' around on a Hewlett Packard -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ┌----------------------------------------------------------------------------┐ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : REC.HUMOR.FUNNY From : Kathleen Luce (2:50/128@fidonet), Thursday August 24 1995 07:20 Subj : Re: Fishin' around on a Hewlett Packard └----------------------------------------------------------------------------┘ X-RealName: Kathleen Luce RFC-Keywords: topical, smirk, UNIX RFC-Approved: funny-request@clari.net In article <S895.486@clarinet.com> rizzo@fourgee.demon.co.uk writes: >Contained within the man pages for tunefs(1M) on HP-UX 9.0x: > >"You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish." This is actually standard on many versions of unix. Even more funny is the comment that immediately precedes that joke in the nroff source code for the tunefs man page on SunOS. The comment is apparently intended to keep bureaucratic minds from removing the traditional joke: Take this out and a Unix Demon will dog your steps from now until the time_t's wrap around. [Note - readers have pointed out that the tuna comment has existed in man pages since the early days of BSD. So it looks like the threat works - ed.] -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. This newsgroup is sponsored by ClariNet Communications Corp. Read about The Internet Joke Book -- the best of RHF at http://www.clari.net/inetjoke.html --- . Origin: Not determined; just comitted (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- lvm@module.vympel.msk.ru * Origin: - The Endless Quest - (2:5020/293)
