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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 06 Jan 96 12:12:10 Subj : 4hf (The Maligned Wolf) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ┌----------------------------------------------------------------------------┐ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : .4HF From : Dima Smolin (2:5020/530.10), Friday January 05 1996 23:51 Subj : 4hf (The Maligned Wolf) └----------------------------------------------------------------------------┘ Привет тебе, Leo! Вот вычитал в учебнике по-английскому 8-D Хотя и на банальную тему, но оpигинально ;) === Cut === The forest is my home.I lived there and I cared abouit it. I tried to keep it neat and clean. Then one sunny day, while I was cleaning up some rubbish, I heard some footsteps. I leapt behind a tree and saw a rather plain girl coming down the path carrying a basket. I was suspicious of this little gil right away because she was dressed so strangely - all in red, and her head covered up soit seemed like she didn't want people to know who sh was, and all that. Naturally I stopped to check her out. I asked her who she was, where she was going, where she had come from, and all that. She gave me a song and dance about going to her grandmother's house with a basket of lunch. She appeared to be a basically honest person, but she looked suspicious so I decided to teach her a lesson about going through the forest unannounced, and in strange closing. I let her go on her way, but I ran ahead to her grandmothe's house. When I saw that nice old woman, I explained what had happened, and she agreed that her granddaughter needed to learn a lesson, so she hid under the bed. A few minutes later, the girl arrived, and I invited her into the bedroom where I was in bed, dressed like the grandmother. The girl came in all rosy-cheeked and said something about my big ears. I've been insulted before, so I made the best of it by suggesting that my big ears would help me to hear better. Now, what I meant was that I liked her and wanted to pay close attention to what she was saying. But she made another insulting remark about my bulging eyes. Now you can see how I was beginning to feel about this girl who put on such a nice front, but was apparently a very nasty person. Still, I've made it a policy to turn the other cheek, so I told her that my eyes helped to see her better. Her next insult really got to me. I've got this problem with having big teeth. And that little girl made a remark about them. I know that I should have better control, but I leapt up from the bed and growled that my teeth would help me to eat her better. Now let's face it, no wolf would ever eat a little girl - everyone knows that - but that crazy little girl started running around the house screaming, and I was chasing her to calm her down. I'd taken off the grandmother's clothes, but that only seemed to make it worse. And all of a sudden the door came crashing open and a hunter stood there with his axe, I looked at him and it became clear that I was in trouble. There was an open window behind me and out I went. I'd like to say that was the end of it. But that grandmother character never did tell my side of the story. Before long, the word got round that I was mean, nasty guy. Everybody started avoiding me. I don't know about the little girl with the funny outfit, but I didn't live happily ever after. === Cut === With Best Regards, Dmitriy. ... Hу миленький, ну побыстpее!.. Hу еще хоть 20 CPS!... --- OS/2 System Editor 2.50+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- lvm@module.vympel.msk.ru * Origin: Просьба отправлять на фильтрацию с сабджем 4hf. Спасибо (2:5020/293)
