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From : Leo V. Mironoff                     2:5020/293      07 Jan 96  15:14:12
Subj : [comp.security.unix] Re: What is UNIX                                   
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From : Daniel Bolton (2:50/128@fidonet), Friday January 05 1996 03:06
Subj : [comp.security.unix] Re: What is UNIX
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From: ttomasij@ssi1.com (Jerzy Tomasik)
Newsgroups: comp.security.unix,comp.unix.programmer,
 comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy,comp.unix.advocacy,comp.os.linux.advocacy
 alt.destroy.microsoft,alt.fan.bill-gates,comp.unix.questions
Subject: Re: What is Unix?

an473730@anon.penet.fi writes:

>Dear Friend,

>I have just accepted a programming job offer. It requires Unix programming.

>The problem is, I do not know what is Unix. Is it a language
>like Microsoft Access or Visual Basic? I have a lot of experience
>programming both.

>Thank you.

Dear Friend,

Don't worry.  If your future employer didn't care enough to find out
whether you knew what Unix is before they offered you a job, than
apparently it really doesn't matter to them.

You can probably continue programming in Visual Basic and tell them
it's Unix, they'll never find out.

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