Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 11 Jan 96 09:58:56 Subj : 4HF -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Cyrill Vakhneyev (2:5053/11.3) * Area : FOR.ME (Мой нетмэйл) * From : yuryl@aladdin.co.il, 2:50/128@fidonet.org (07 Jan 96 07:49) * To : Cyrill Vakhneyev * Subj : readme ============================================================================= Received: by gate.phantom.ru (UU2FIDO 1.99f [OS2/C Set]) for Cyrill_Vakhneyev@p3.f11.n5053.z2.fidonet.org; Sun, 7 Jan 1996 13:16:38 +0300 Priority: Normal To: oleg@pink.aladdin.co.il Cc: michal@pink.aladdin.co.il, Dany Dory <dory@aladdin.co.il>, Gil Fefer <gil@pink.aladdin.co.il>, guy@pink.aladdin.co.il Mime-Version: 1.0 From: Yury Levin <yuryl@aladdin.co.il> Subject: readme Date: Sun, 7 Jan 1996 09:49:15 +0200 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII; X-MAPIextension=".TXT" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit *** This msg from Yury Levin was forwarded by Oleg *** : Sorry for previous one. Read this one: : : From: Gil Glass, gil.glass@Controls.Eurotherm.COM : : I am the author of this masterpiece. I give you full and unconditional : permission to publish it on your web page. : : NOTE: I experienced each an everyone of these headaches, although not : necessarily in the indicated quantities, during my first week using : Windows 95. : : : 12 Days of Microsoft Christmas : by Gil Glass : (trust me, it's singable) : : On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 4 sectors bad : 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 5 eighty six : 4 sectors bad : 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 6 ints conflictin' : 5 eighty six : 4 sectors bad : 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 7 files missin' : 6 ints conflictin' : 5 eighty six : 4 sectors bad : 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 8 Megs overflowin' : 7 files missin' : 6 ints conflictin' : 5 eighty six : 4 sectors bad : 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 9 apps a crashin' : 8 Megs overflowin' : 7 files missin' : 6 ints conflictin' : 5 eighty six : 4 sectors bad : 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 10 modes not supported : 9 apps a crashin' : 8 Megs overflowin' : 7 files missin' : 6 ints conflictin' : 5 eighty six : 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 11 instructions faulty : 10 modes not supported : 9 apps a crashin' : 8 Megs overflowin' : 7 files missin' : 6 ints conflictin' : 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad : 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs : and Windows 95 for my PC : : On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: : 12 sound cards silent : 11 instructions faulty : 10 modes not supported : 9 apps a crashin' : 8 Megs overflowin' : 7 files missin' : 6 ints conflictin' : 5 eighty six : 4 sectors bad : 3 ports not responding : 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC : : <FIN> : : And now, the long awaited folow-up: : : On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Macintosh instead : of a PC : : On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to...hey wait a minute, : this thing works... : -- : : : ________________ : Stop the hegemony. Join EvangeList! Send an email to : <macway-request@solutions.apple.com> for an automatic reply. (Any message : will work.) Archives are at: <http://wais.sensei.com.au/searchform.html>. : : ----------------------- : Yury Levin. : <yuryl@aladdin.co.il> : ----------------------- : : *** End of forwarded msg *** .'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'||| Oleg Sverdlov, esq. |||.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`||| - -+ * +- - |||`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`. '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'||| oleg@aladdin.co.il |||.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'||| (03) 537-57-95 |||.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' "And enterprises of great pitch and moment with this regard their current turn away and lose the name of action." ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Ручка шариковая, цена 2.50+ * Origin: из-под дpевней стены ослепительный чиж (2:5020/113)
