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нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Basil Dolmatov 2:5020/50.40 20 Feb 96 08:13:04 Subj : Moderatorial + -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Forwarded by Serg Pashkov (2:5020/168.189) * Area : 189.PVT (189.PVT) * From : Nick G. Raysky, 2:5020/189 (Sunday February 18 1996 12:35) * To : Mihail Korolew * Subj : Moderatorial + ============================================================================= Hello Mihail! [skipped] I took excerption to your recent message to 189.PVT. It was (check all that apply): [x] lame. [x] stupid. [x] boring. [x] pointless. [x] worthless. [x] senseless. [ ] clueless. [ ] much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable. Your attention is drawn to the fact that: [ ] what you posted has been done before. (mark only if above checked) [ ] not only that, it was also done better the last time. [ ] your message was a pathetic imitation of ________. [ ] your message was intended to be netmail. [x] your message was obviously moderator-bait. [ ] your message contained commercial advertising. [ ] your message contained numerous spelling errors. (mark only if above checked) [ ] you deliberately misspelled 4 letter Anglo-Saxon words to slither the note past the moderators. (mark only if above checked) [ ] which made it unintelligible. [ ] your message contained dropped Russian "H"s. (mark only if above checked) [ ] which made it unintelligible. [ ] your message contained "q"s substituted for random "k"s, "c"s or "ck"s, "2"s for "to"s, "4"s for "for"s, "0"s for "o"s and so on. (mark only if above checked) [ ] which made it unintelligible. [ ] you spell-checked but it obviously substituted incorrect word(s) with a similar sound/spelling for your misspelled word(s) rather than the correct spelling. [ ] your message contained multiple grammatical errors. [ ] your message served no purpose other than correct spelling/grammatical errors of another letter. [ ] YOUR MESSAGE CONTAINED EXCESSIVE CAPITALIZATION AND/OR PUNCTUATION!!!!! [ ] your message was a Garbage Post. (mark only if above checked) [ ] 100% USDA. [ ] CRAP (fancy CRAP, FREEWARE, Copyright (c) Northern Spy Software). [ ] CRAP (just plain CRAP). [ ] (picture of trash can). [ ] all of the above. [ ] you created a new topic that should have been a reply to another message. (mark only if above checked) [ ] deliberately. [ ] you don't know the difference between "Quote-Reply" and "Comment-Reply". [ ] you were too lazy to look for the existing message. [ ] 'Hit and Run' noting, you deleted your message after it generated several replies. (mark only if above checked) [ ] which was a good thing anyway because you really looked like a fool. [ ] and then you TWITed your own subject. [ ] you quoted a message in reply and added no new text. [ ] you quoted a message in reply and only added the line "Me, too!!!". [ ] you quoted a message in reply and only added ___ lines of text. [ ] you asked for replies via netmail because you "don't read this echo". [ ] you flamed someone who has been around far longer than you. [ ] you flamed someone who is far more intelligent and witty than you. [ ] your lines are 80 columns wide or wider. [ ] you forgot which conference this was. [ ] you have a lame "from" name. [ ] your name signed at the end contains silly extraneous punctuation. [ ] your message contains a PGP signature. (mark only if above checked) [ ] that exceeds the length of the message itself. [ ] the PGP fingerprint was just random hex digits anyway. [ ] you included a bad template. (mark only if above checked) [ ] your template is longer than three lines. [ ] your template is wider than 80 columns. [ ] your template is tabdamaged. [ ] your template is longer than your included text. [ ] your template is longer than the entire rest of your letter. [ ] your template is ridiculous because (check all that apply): [ ] you listed ___ snail mail address(es). (mark only if above checked) [ ] you listed a nine-digit ZIP code. [ ] you listed ___ phone numbers for people to use in prank calls. [ ] you included a stupid disclaimer. (mark only if above also) [ ] and your pathetic attempt at being witty in the disclaimer failed. (mark only if above also) [ ] miserably. > [ ] you included: (mark all that apply) [ ] a stupid self-quote. [ ] a stupid quote from a net.nobody. > [ ] a stupid quote from (mark all that apply) > [ ] George Roubchinsky. > [ ] Dmitry Orel. [ ] a rock band member. (mark only if above also) [ ] from Cannibal Corpse. > [ ] (one of) the Russian Federation Founding Father(s). [ ] a reference to [echo] policy. [ ] lame ASCII fonts [ ] lame ASCII graphic(s) [ ] excessive misuse of punctuation marks [ ] excessive whitespace [x] you used bad "from" address (mark only if above checked) [x] used address doesn't belong to you. [ ] used address doesn't belong to Fidonet. [x] it's simply lame. (mark only if above also) [x] and can make trouble to mail routing. Furthermore: [x] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of 189.PVT. [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the fidonet. [x] You are a loser. [ ] You must have spent your entire life in a skinner box to be this clueless. [ ] *plonk* [ ] this has been pointed out to you before. Thus, it is _highly_ recommended that you: [ ] go away. NOW. [x] stick to RU.CHILDS and come back when you've grown up. [x] find a volcano and throw yourself in. [x] get a gun and shoot yourself. [ ] stop reading this echo and get a life. [ ] stop sending netmail and get a life. [ ] get a clue (hey, they're cheap!). [ ] consume excrement. [ ] consume excrement and thus expire. Sincerely yours, Nick -+- GoldED/2 2.50.Beta5+ + Origin: ▓▒░ Insania 2016 BBS ░▒▓ (00:00-07:00 316-3113) (2:5020/189) ============================================================================= 4hf? ;) Заодно, pазмышляю - не отпостить ли это и Ыглу (уж больно хочется пpедставить себе - в какую стоpону у него клюв загнется, когда он узнает, что по нынешним фидошным скpижалям он идет _после_ своего бывшего и особоимлюбимого пойнта :) Живи и чувствуй Serg -+- GoldED 2.41+ ============================================================================= Cheers, Basil (The Edifying Cat) --- GoldED/2 2.42.G0214 * Origin: Edifying Cat's Nest (2:5020/50.40)
