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From : Leo V. Mironoff                     2:5020/293      21 Apr 96  14:02:56
Subj : Theology                                                                
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Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293)
Area : REC.HUMOR.FUNNY
From : David E. Jones (2:50/128@fidonet), Tuesday April 16 1996 23:30
Subj : Theology
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X-RealName: David E. Jones
RFC-Keywords: chuckle, heard it
RFC-Approved: funny-request@clari.net

A Priest and a Rabbi, who have been the best of friends for years, are
always arguing the finer points of thier respective theologies.  Trying
to prove the other one is wrong.
One day they are riding in a car, they get cut off by a drunk driver.
The car flies off the road, rolls five times end-over-end, and comes
to rest on it's roof.
The Priest and Rabbi crawl from the wreckage and are amazed, they are
even alive.
As the Priest crosses himself, he notices the Rabbi doing the same.
Priest shouts "Praise Be!  You've seen the Light!"
"What?" said the Rabbi.
"You-you've crossed yourself.  You have seen the True Way!  This is
wonderful."
"Cross myself?!?  No no no.  I was just checking 'Spectacles,
Testicles, Wallet and Watch.'"

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