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From : Leo V. Mironoff                     2:5020/293      10 May 96  11:32:32
Subj : Microsoft Child for Windows                                             
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From : Chris La Mantia (2:50/128@fidonet), Sunday May 05 1996 07:20
Subj : Microsoft Child for Windows
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X-RealName: Chris La Mantia
RFC-Keywords: topical, smirk, offense=Microsoft fans
RFC-Approved: funny-request@clari.net

I wish I could take credit for this list, but it was written by my friends
Andy, Bill and Michael (last names withheld to protect the guilty).

For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft
shipped on time: Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces
when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11 p.m.

And what do Baby Gates and Daddy's products have in common?


1.  Neither can stand on its own two feet without a LOT of third party
   support.

2.  Both barf all over themselves _regularly_.

3.  Regardless of the problem, calling Microsoft Tech Support won't help.

4.  As they mature, we pray that they will be better than that which
   preceeded them.

5.  At first release they're relatively compact, but they seem to grow and grow
   and grow with each passing year.

6.  Although announced with great fanfare, pretty much anyone could have
   produced one.

7.  They arrive in shaky condition with inadequate documentation.

8.  No matter what, it takes several months between the announcement and the
   actual release.

9.  Bill gets the credit, but someone else did most of the work.

10. For at least the next year, they'll suck.


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