Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 15 May 96 19:17:48 Subj : 4hf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ┌----------------------------------------------------------------------------┐ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : .4HF From : Valery Fouksman (2:5030/21.51), Tuesday May 14 1996 01:31 Subj : 4hf └----------------------------------------------------------------------------┘ Hello Leo! === Cut === Subject: Parrot Joke ... a _live_ Parrot Joke Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: Text/Plain There's a fellow with a parrot. This parrot swears like a sailor, and he's as mean as a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard and yells, "Quit It!" But, this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird up in the cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into a freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks, claws and thrashes. Then, it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "I'm very sorry about all the trouble I gave you. I will do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?" Original Subject: Parrot Joke ... a _live_ Parrot Joke ########################################################################## # This message was sent to the "bboard" Email alias. Notices of local # # interest such as headlights on, things for sale, things lost, etc. # # should be sent to "bboard" rather than "all". They will be delivered # # to all internal employees in Andover and Danvers. -- If you don't # # wish to receive messages sent to bboard, send mail to "crd" # # asking to be excluded. - Thanks, The Postmaster # ########################################################################## === Cut === Yours, \\/alery --- Hа дорогах - голодедица 2.50.Beta4+ . Origin: Знаешь ли ты, что такое клещ? Это такая вещь. (C) МКЩ (2:5030/21.51) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- lvm@belcom.ru <-- use english here! * Origin: Просьба отправлять на фильтрацию с сабджем 4hf. Спасибо (2:5020/293)
