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From : Leo V. Mironoff                     2:5020/293      16 May 96  20:20:20
Subj : Joke: Jose the....                                                      
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From : Jon Mircea (2:50/128@fidonet), Saturday May 11 1996 23:30
Subj : Joke: Jose the....
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RFC-Keywords: chuckle, sexual, sick, swearing, heard it
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Jose and his son were sitting on top of a hill, outside the township that
Jose had founded.  Jose turned to his son and began to speak.

"My son, I trecked through uncharted wilderness and many dangers to find
the place to build this fine town, but do they call me 'Jose the
explorer'?  No."

"And I built the beginnings and majority of this town.  Eight out of ten
homes were built by my hands," he indicated towards the town, "but do they
call me 'Jose the constructor'?  No."

"And I farmed five thousand acres of land with no aid from anybody, with
cattle, sheep, and a great deal of produce, but do they call me 'Jose the
farmer'?  No."

"But you fuck one lousy goat...."

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