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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Leo V. Mironoff 2:5020/293 16 May 96 20:20:20 Subj : Joke: Jose the.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ┌----------------------------------------------------------------------------┐ Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293) Area : REC.HUMOR.FUNNY From : Jon Mircea (2:50/128@fidonet), Saturday May 11 1996 23:30 Subj : Joke: Jose the.... └----------------------------------------------------------------------------┘ X-RealName: Jon Mircea RFC-Keywords: chuckle, sexual, sick, swearing, heard it RFC-Approved: funny-request@clari.net Jose and his son were sitting on top of a hill, outside the township that Jose had founded. Jose turned to his son and began to speak. "My son, I trecked through uncharted wilderness and many dangers to find the place to build this fine town, but do they call me 'Jose the explorer'? No." "And I built the beginnings and majority of this town. Eight out of ten homes were built by my hands," he indicated towards the town, "but do they call me 'Jose the constructor'? No." "And I farmed five thousand acres of land with no aid from anybody, with cattle, sheep, and a great deal of produce, but do they call me 'Jose the farmer'? No." "But you fuck one lousy goat...." -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings? --- . Origin: Digital Data Designs (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- lvm@belcom.ru <-- use english here! * Origin: Просьба отправлять на фильтрацию с сабджем 4hf. Спасибо (2:5020/293)