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From : Leo V. Mironoff                     2:5020/293      16 Jun 96  13:05:38
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From : The Old Bear (2:50/128@fidonet), Friday June 07 1996 23:30
Subj : You have the right to remain stationary
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X-RealName: The Old Bear
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RFC-Approved: funny-request@clari.net


Recently, while stopped at a traffic light in the suburbs of Boston
with an out-of-state friend, a police car pulled up next to us.

On the side was written in large letters: "NEWTON POLICE."

My friend's immediate response was, "I wonder what they do.  Enforce
the Law of Gravity, maybe?"

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